Samuel Taylor Coleridge can kiss my....

"Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink."

As I perch upon my tufted office chair, mine feet doth shrivel, heavily laden with the oppressive weight of murkish water.  How tooith doth mine shorts cling to my cold and clammy backside!

ENOUGH with the bloody rain!!!

And just what the HECK are these critters their finding from Texas to Maryland?  They of course claim it's the Chupacabra. 
Uh...hunh.
Of course the wildlife officials say it either a fox, or a coyote with mange. 
Hunh?
There's some video of the critter,  CAUGHT  in a cage, they film him on their phones...then let him go? 
Mange, however would NOT explain why the critters front legs are rather a bit smaller then the rear, and he's running/hopping on his hind legs.  But it doesn't look fully like a Kangaroo? And there's TONS of video out there, check it out.  Just ignore the "Artist renderings of eyewitness accounts", they look like ET during his "punk rock" phase!
All I'm getting at, is considering alot of these guys are popping up, out of shear scientific curiosity....You should have kept him in the darn CAGE!
Any way...
I better work.