You always remember your first

This will be my first blog and for those of you not familiar with who I am or what i do you'll be suprised to know, I am short on words tonight (NOT , I assure you a regular dilema) But as I have spent the better part of my waining hours at the shop on the 'pooter trying to figure out how to do this, my first will be brief. 
That brief enough?  I must away, as my dinner and plethora of children await!  But fear not, I in my abonable fasion shall regail you with words of wisdom, and whimsey and depart upon you otherwise meager lives brief rays of sunshine and hope!
(Whoa better git yer wadders, gettin' deep in heah!)